It’s really crazy how many hours I’ve spent sitting in front of my laptop trying to win an auction lot. I really need a drink!
“it’s crazy that i’m not even really sure what an auction lot is. that says a lot about my life. if you’re looking for a drink, then you’re talking to the wrong girl.”
❝ I’ve got a shit to do . If you aren’t here for a tattoo, to suck my dick or to get me drunk, get the fuck out of my shop. Foutre le camp de mon magasin, asshole.❞
“well I was here for just the tattoo, but now that I think about it, i’d say sign me up for all three. talk about package deal. vous êtes tout à fait le charmeur, il semblerait. votre entreprise doit être en plein essor. should we start with the drink, the dick sucking or the tattoo? or just all three at once?”
“i gave my last 10 dollars to this sweet old homeless man with a dog outside the gas station tonight and when i came back out i saw him walking into the liquor store. money well spent, and now i have no cash.”
“alright, but 10 dollar liquor must be like drinking rubbing alcohol or, like, jet fuel, jesus christ. but I mean, it’ll keep him warm for the night, I guess. just pretend to be homeless. it works for those guys.”
